Sharon, I hate those stupid banners at the free ivillage.com site. That's why I put a lot of space between the banner and what I want folks to see. Maybe I should just put arrows indicating to scroll down until the banner was out of sight...

Spaw, you left out a few important points. He should also learn to say, "Yes, dear." And the bit about answering the question, "Does this make my butt look big?" We all know that the answer is, "NO!" But there can be absolutely no hesitation before that answer. Right answers aren't enough; it's all in the timing.

I'm also hearing a song...to the tune of "Haul Away Joe" It still needs work though.