Mary: Unfortunately, folks would still see the banner ad first. Don't let it worry you too much; I just thought it was a "velly intelesting" coincidence!

Re the answer to the question "does this make my butt look big?": Before uttering the emphatic "NO!", be absolutely certain to look (for a millisecond) at the garment in question. This is an essential part of The Right Answer, since you will avoid the accusation of not noticing her clothing or her figure.

What I can't figure out is: since this is such an important issue, why are some wedding dress designed with a bustle???

Sharon