Indeed it would, Snuffy... I just leaned on a cupboard door in the kitchen and it came off it's hinges :0((I didn't lean that hard!)
It's a real English chippy across the road, no Doner Kebabs/E. Coli breeding grounds in sight! (A Doner kebab is a large cylyndrical conglomeration of unidenified spiced meat, about 2 feet long and 5" in diameter, skewered and kept warm indefinitely, slices being taken and inserted between bread with limp salad to young men rolling out of pubs at closing time....)
I'm pleased with myself having got the cooker to work, but I still can't find anything!
Thanks all for your support, I'm not finding it easy today.
Noreen