Blue Movies
Tune = Foggy, Foggy Dew

At a motel for bachelors I stayed by myself
I settled in with the remote
And the only only thing I could find on TV
Was a boring nature show
They showed badgers in the summer time
And in the winter, too
When suddenly a couple, not badgers at all
Were on screen in the nude.

"He isn't a bachelor!" I thought to myself
"His wife is with him, too"
And the only, only thing she was wearing at all
Was a bobble hat, it's true
They courted in the wintertime
Though they were turning blue
And the only, only stitch that the two of them wore
Was a bobble hat, it's true

Now policemen with whistles and flashlights and dogs
Came plunging through the wood
And the lovers exposed, standing naked as frogs
Weren't feeling very good
He grabbed her hat to hide himself
She tried to do the same
But the only only thing they could do in the end
Was to run away in shame

At the motel for bachelors I room by myself
But I taped the badger show
And every single time that I answer the phone
I sell a video
They sold out in the wintertime
And in the summer, too
So the only only copies I have that are left
I'll be glad to sell to you!