Dave Thomas. A good man.

The mute button on my TV remote gets used a lot, but I used to listen to the Wendy's commercials because I wanted to see what Dave Thomas was up to this time.

I am a connoiseur of hamburgers. I've eaten them all my life and since at my advanced age I have some perspective on the phenomenon, I'm highly disappointed in what folks nowadays call a "hamburger." But of the ones that come from the kind places where they throw hamburgers out a window at passing cars, Wendy's are about the best. Love the frosties, too.

I never did figure out why the patties are square, though. I always bite the corners off first.

Don Firth