(Ignore the twit behind the curtain, folks.)

That's okay, Kat. I love a good hamburger and I eat 'em from time to time, but not as often as I used to. Most of the time I'm practically a vegetarian. But as the philosopher said, "All things should be taken in moderation. Including moderation itself."

Anybody remember Euell Gibbons? When he passed away, news reports said he died of "natural causes."

Don Firth