More sayings: I have a slate plaque that reads, "If you're coming to see me, come anytime. If you're coming to see my house, make an appointment."

I also have a trivet with the motto "Thank God for dirty dishes; they have a tale to tell. While others may go hungry, we're eating very well."

Other signs I have seen: "Martha Stewart doesn't live here" and also "Martha Stewart and Bob Vila don't live here".