Mudself, I goofed on the second line of this song, so I'm reposting it, with the correction. Can you please delete the first post? Thanks,

Sonja


Well, Derrymacash's already got the gold, silver, and bronze, but here goes, anyway (just so folks know he's not the only nut around here).

Sonja

On Badger TV
Parody lyrics: Sonja W. Oates
music (and some lyrics): Rose Of Tralee,The C. Mordaunt Spencer & Charles Glover

The pale moon was rising above the white mountain,
The guest were reclining to watch their TV's,
When I stray'd with my love thru the woods for some mountin',
Where we ended up naked on Badger TV:

She was lovely unclad as she offered a hummer, Yet 'twas not her beautiful bod that won me.
Oh no! 'Twas that bobble hat made me succumb there. It made me love Mary on Badger TV.

The white snows of winter their mantle were spreading,
And badgers sought shelter (much wiser than we!).
As we romped thro' the valley, our clothes we were shedding, not knowing we two were on Badger TV!

Then the guard flashed his torch on us both--what a bummer! Says he, "We've a dress code for guests here, you see!"
Says I, "Twas that bobble hat made me succumb here. It made me love Mary on Badger TV."