Thirsty Newfie rushes in on the way to 3d tavern. Grabs his seagull puts it in his lap and begins to play and recite....

The Offer we can't refuse

She didn't want those dating blues
The singles scene blind dates and booze
She had so many men to choose
Til an Offer she couldn't refuse

He wasn't any ordinary Joe
But a Joe indeed he was
Her date book she just had to throw because
Along came an Offer She couldn't refuse

His character is like an arrow.
Keeps us on the straight and narrow
Solves disputes like Clarence Darrow
The Offer we can't refuse

But Christrina's got his number
A background check done while he slumbered
No misdemeanors can encumber
The Offer we can't refuse

And if his gutters fill with grout
A twisted back a painful shout
She'' be there to straighten out
The Offer she can't refuse

Seagull presents opinion by crapping ing lap. He rushes out , dodging produce!