When Joe Offer was a boy
Or so the Mudcat told me
Way haul away, haul your ashes, Joe!
He thought he'd join the pristhood
And so his lips grew moldy!
Way haul away, haul your ashes, Joe!

Way haul away, joe's makin' chiropractic,
Whoopee!
Way haul away, haul your ashes, Joe!

Then he met Christina girl
and she was pert and chipper
Way haul away, haul your ashes, Joe!
and soon our good ol' Catholic boy
was thinkin' with his zipper!
Way haul away, haul your ashes, Joe!

Way haul away, joe's makin' chiropractic,
Whoopee!
Way haul away, haul your ashes, Joe!

Catspaw threw a stag party
and it was loud and lewd!
Way haul away, haul your ashes, Joe!
Joe offer blushed ten shades of red
the guest they just got rude!
Way haul away, haul your ashes, Joe!

Way haul away, joe's makin' chiropractic,
Whoopee!
Way haul away, haul your ashes, Joe!