So's ziss party still goin' on then or whut? Dat Spaw close it down jes acase he's had hisseff too much dam' punch? Shee-it! Ah knowed they mos' be under the tables by the time Ah could get mah ass on in heah!

An' I has the bestest song fer Joe! Yas! Been runnin' in mah haid fer DAYS! Now Ah recollects WHY! Iss an ole Doc Watson song! Ah lick all over whoever kin guess what it be! Acourse MAH version fer Joe is a lil diff'rent... Got the "haints" set up runnin' a lil mo bettah fer the sitcheeayshun, iffen yuh knows whut Ah means! Huh huh HUH! Ah reckon Ah git mahseff in TOO dam' much trubble Ah sing DAT one!

Now doan be mixin' me up wid dem low-'count critters is out the back, Ah ain't lookin' for no beeeece-tee-AL-i-tee!

~The Sugar Dog