Well, there you go, Matthew ... me and my big mouth. It's chastening to see that some of us are doing something more rewarding than piloting an oul' desk day in day out where it wouldn't matter a bat whether we turned up for work or not.I like the way you bring these oul' stories to a head (oo-er missus). They evoke the same sort of feel as the master's Keats and Chapman stories.