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Thread #42962   Message #626106
Posted By: SharonA
11-Jan-02 - 06:06 PM
Thread Name: BS: De-Christianizing Christmas
Subject: RE: BS: De-Christianizing Christmas
Hmmm... let me try my hand at that Hallmark doggerel:

When dear Aunt Marge, who's plump and jiggly,
Goes and wipes the Piggly-Wiggly,
"Have a great..." she's sure to say
"...Whatevertafuck 12-__ Day!"

or

"Whatevertafuck you do, my friend,
Whatevertafuck you say,
You know I'll wish for you the best
Whatevertafuckin' day!"

Yeah, I could see that on a card with an illo of a disgustingly cute kitten!