Having just returned from the "Royal Oak" - having downed 5 pints of Cask Conditioned (Real Ale ) Bass in honour of Joe Offer's nuptials perhaps I should not be posting.

But Two drinking Jokles.

1/. Whats the difference between "Watney's Red" and making love in a canuo.

None! they'r are both F****** close to Water.

2/. In Days of old Guiness shipped the produvts of Dublin over to Liverpool in Tank Ships. One day a Guiness Tanker was "T Boned" by a trawler off the Mersey Bar. It was a terrible tradedy. All 5 of the crew drowned trying to drink themselves ashore.

And then there is this

Gareth