Then there was the gentleman who made his living as a street entertainer by farting car makes for folks. One day he was asked to do a Japanese make, but it wouldn't work. He tried and tried but just couldn't get the right make. Eventually he gave up and went to see his doctor, who just happened to be Japanese. He explained his predicament.

'Ah, honorable gentleman to be drinking this foreign French drink, one in morning, one in evening, problem will go away, $75 please'.

The street entertainer went away, got a bottle of the strange drink and started to drink, one slug in the morning, one slug in the evening. A week later, he tried to fart the Japanese car, and success! Perfect!!! He was so excited that he went straight round to his doctor.

'Doctor, doctor, that was a fantastic cure, it worked miracles, what was it??'

'Ah,' said the doctor, 'strange foreign drink called absinthe, and absinthe make the fart go Honda!'

LTS

(I'll get me coat then shall I?)