They got duct tape here, Tweed?

Hi, everyone, Iz... ahhh.. Bobert (smiles and tries to look harmless) Ahh, nice belt buckle there, Doug. Iz sorry if Iz...ahh... got carried away. My wife, the P-Vine, has been trying to get me off my medication and well... ahh, like Tweed said... Iz okay.... really.

So whad I say, Tweed? Weren't as bad as back in Tweedsburg, was it? Ouch! That hurts, Tweed. Ain't you got no respect for your elders? Ouch. Okay, okay. I'll behave.

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Danged......