Being relatively new to Mudcat, especially to Song Challenge!s--and having spent way too much time on a few recent Challenge!s, I might add--I decided to indulge my addiction further by looking into previous Challenge!s that I had missed.
I'm not gonna take the time to finish this one tonight (gotta sleep sometime), but here's my hook:

"Shoplifting With A Metal Thong"
(a parody, of course, of "Love, Lift Us Up Where We Belong.")

Genie