Ted, I had a bit of that thought myself. We had a mayor in Columbus who was stopped by the police driving erratically at 3 in the morning. The fact that he had just left an illegal after hours joint (witnessed by the patrolman) and was obviously smashed was only highlighted more when he stepped from his car, fell to his knees scraping his chin on the pavement, and as he stood said, "I'm not drunk, I'm just inspecting the city!"........yeah, at very close range.

Spaw