We were awoken with this riveting news story when our alarm went off at 6.30 this morning; imagine our shock at Ol' Dubyah doing something STUPID! How, oh how will he manage to keep the world safe from Evil-Doers for all us Innocent Folks if he can't even learn to chew his food properly?!

You just know that somewhere Osama's laughing his ass off; what a pity that we ever had to find ourselves in such a crisis situation, and that we had to have such a buffoon in the White House when we did! Last week there was all this brouhaha here in Massachusetts about him being here to discuss---of al things---education reform. the only conceivable context in which he could be taken seriously on such a subject would be as an example of how the old approach didn't work! "Now lookee here,folks, I'm a product of the old system; now you take a good look & tell me it ain't time to make some (cough!) changes!"

Aye yi yi yi yi!