Security Guy: "What the hell is THAT?"
Carol: "It's my Hohner."
Security Guy: "Your Hohner? What's a Hohner?"
Carol: "It's a squeezable organ."
Security Guy: "I got a squeezable organ right here lady, but it don't look nothin' like that!"

Say, did you all here about the Congressional type guy who had the hip replacement and they made him drop his pants at Washington National? No joke!!! He set the metal detector off.....The guy was really pissed!

Seriously, I've now got a registration card for the St. Jude's valve and a cardiologist's letter explaining that I have both staples in my sternum and a metallic valve that ticks inside my chest. After the goofball with the exploding Keds, I could just see the mess a ticking chest would cause...and one that sets off a metal detector to boot!

Spaw