Jesus, Derry, if you take on two more albums you're gonna need help! Try this one out...the title song from "Well Below the Valley"

A gentleman was passing by
he asked for a drink as he got dry
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

My hat is filled up with my head
I cannot fill you a drink she said
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

If your true love were here, he said,
you'd give a drink or else some head
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

Well, if you're wanting head kind sir
then take off your trousers and your shirt
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

So he took off his trows and shirt
and she took off her blouse and skirt
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

But when she reached for her bobble hat
he said, fair maid, now don't touch that
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

For you have slept with Jim and Dan
And Melvin, Harold, Ron and Stan
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

But I will be the first man that
Has bobbled you in your bobble hat
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

So they have played and sported there
With her bobble-hat covering up her hair
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

And when their play was done and passed
A guard with a torch arrived at last
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

Oh guard oh guard come tell to me
What penance you will give to me
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

It's seven years as a bobble hat
and seven more as a smelly rat
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

It's seven more as a Badger in hell
and the lord above will pardon your soul
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o