Jeepman,

are you thinking about "The Want Ad," by C.W. McCall?

He's the same one who did "Convoy" and "Wolf Creek Pass" using the same style of recitation. I checked Cowpie and Convoy is the only one of his songs they have on file. I don't have to time search other sources right now, but will get back to you later in the evening if you don't find it.

cheers,

david