Momma Told Me I Should Chew

Momma Told Me I Should Chew
Momma Told Me I Should Chew
She said that is the thing you should do, George.
that is the thing you should do

Well I was sittin eating pretzels and enjoying the game.
When a stange thing went and happed I won't never be the same.
A nasty little pretzel it went down the wrong way
And Osama bin Ladin ain't the one to blame.

Momma Told Me I Should Chew
Momma Told Me I Should Chew
She said that is the thing you should do, Dub you Hoo.
that is the thing you should do

I woke up on the carpet the dogs were staring at me
Didn't bark for secret service like ole Lassie
It made kind wonder about conspiracy
These dogs can't be trusted maybe they are Peking ese

Momma Told Me I Should Chew
Momma Told Me I Should Chew
She said that is the thing you should do, Son.
that is the thing you should do

Got brusies on my cheekbone abrasions on my lip
The cameras zooming now for another photo clip
Its really quite annoying such a total gyp
It looks like I've been drinking when all I did was slip.

Momma Told Me I Should Chew
Momma Told Me I Should Chew
She said that is the thing you should do, Son.
that is the thing you should do

Momma told me momma told me momma told me....