Good Southern Humor...
How do you know when you're staying in a Southern hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says, "go ahead."
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How can you tell if an redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. _________________________________________________
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Texas? A documentary.
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How many rednecks does it take to eat a deer? Two. One to eat and one to watch for traffic.
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Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. ________________________________
An Alabama HP pulled over a pickup truck on Highway 2. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says "Bout what?"
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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Arkansas? Nearly everyone has the same DNA.
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Did you hear that Clinton's house in Hope, Burned Down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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Two Rednecks are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a bag. When they meet, one says "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guess how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmmmmm . . . five?"
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What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Texas and a flood in Alabama have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer.
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A Redneck came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!" "OK," replied the fireman, "How do we get there?" "Shucks, don't you still have them big red trucks?" _________________________________________________
Why do folks in Arkansas go to the movies theater in groups of 18 or more? 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.