couldn't do "star of the county down" so I did one for Seamus
I'm glad I'm not in Carrickfergus
Because of the stink from Belfast Lough
And so I'm stuck here near Ballymena
And I can't understand it when the people talk
I'm drunk today, but who'd want to be sober?
I hate the accent of Cullybackey
Oh take me back now to Portavogie
The Ards Peninsula, that's the place for me!!