Of course the Clintons killed Buddy. Any respectable owner would have had, at the very least, a fence. Dogs on leashes seldom end up under tires either, come to think of it....

Forget the fines, the jail time...what we need to do is put ol'Bill on one side of a busy freeway, and stand on the other, waving a BigMac or an intern or something...let him spend a few terrified minutes playing 'Frogger' and see if he offends again.