I thought he was serious until it got to the verse

On holidays some brethren go up North to Portrush Town
But I like to spend my fortnight in a field near Portadown
There are no flashing slot machines and no foaming billows roar
But we sit around the fire and sing "The Sash My Father Wore"

brilliant!!! lol..... maybe he can do another verse about going to Portrush to buy Paisley, McCrae and Robinson family group postcards (I kid you not!!) in Grahams, so you can send them around the world to people who don't believe such things exist!!...........

meanwhile in this weeks Portadown news

slainte

alison