Turning into Rick Fielding wouldn't be all bad. And if you are a bachelor then that would allow the single ladies to dream of catching (an ersatz) Rick without annoying Duckboots, not to mention Rick.

Of course, you'll have to have all his other good qualities in addition to adding instruments to your collection.

And you'll also have to put up with the friendly ribbing from Spaw and the rest of the gang that teases Rick.