Now again in the cheat mode:

George Bush: He bugs Gore
Ronald Reagan: A darn long era
Salman Rushdie: Read, shun Islam
The Florida vote recount: Done to cover their fault

or one of the gems:

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. :

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

Don't praise me, it's just copy & paste (& spec a typo) work

Wolfgang