Just ran back to my computer, these words came to me as I was at the door. 2nd verse.
My mother came up from Cootehill
Up to Belfast to get the pill
She asked the chemist with a grin
But he gave her a box of aspirin
It was a mistake when I came along
I'm sure she was feeling quite forlorn
But she would have been quite seriously ill
If I had been born in Ahoghill.