The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #43249   Message #630878
Posted By: Amos
18-Jan-02 - 09:33 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 80
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 80

Those Olympic Knickers

(Tune: The Old Oaken Bucket)
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How oft to my mind spring those Olympic runners
When fond recollection presents them to view
The ones that rode high, the naturalist sunners
The ones with the tan lines, in knickers so blue!

I was only a bachelor, a single so lonesome
I went to the races to ease my poor mind
I thought I'd go home on the bus on my ownsome
'Til a caught a glimpse of your precious behind!

Chorus:

Those Olympic knickers, they made the crowd snicker!

Dear Olympic knickers, too low or too high!

I'll never forget, dear, the view from the bleachers,

'Twas either your cheek-tops, or the top of your thighs!


The roar of the crowd and the race-fever caught me
I knew the Commission would call it "Disgrace!"
But my blood was boiling at the sight of your butt, dear,
And I leapt over the wall, and I ran after the race!!
I came up alongside as you burst through that ribbon!
The twinkling muscles of your bottom stood still,
I asked you while panting, if you would have dinner,
And you squirmed in your knickers, and answered "I will!"
 

Those Olympic knickers, they made the crowd snicker!

Dear Olympic knickers, too low or too high!

I'll never forget, dear, the view from the bleachers,

'Twas either your cheek-tops, or the top of your thighs!

Now, I've got to tell you after ten years of marriage,
An unpleasant secret I've had on my mind,
The Racing Committee unoffically told me,
In pursuit of your bottom, I bested your time!
So dear, don't be angry, as softly I tell you,
I hope you'll forgive me after all of this time
I know this is hard, but you might as well face it,
The gold medal you won is unofficially mine!

Those Olympic knickers, they made the crowd snicker!

Dear Olympic knickers, too low or too high!

I'll never forget, dear, the view from the bleachers,

'Twas either your cheek-tops, or the top of your thighs!