Ode to the Crack in my Floor

Oh there's a wide jar in my door
Although I'm in the frozen nawth
And a great crack in my floor-
That's where I hide sweet ol'Spawth

Ol' Spawth was tired of it all
Said his life was such a bore
He begged me away back last fall
"Plug me in the crack in your floor"

The crack in my floor, it is wide
It is long and deep, it is old
A perfect place for Spawth to hide
Amongst my flakes of solid gold

I'll dig up Ol' Spawth, crack the clay
Come spring, with my shovel and more
I'll stand him up, send him away
Admire again the crack in my floor