Well, there's always the old Vaudeville favorite,
"Sam, You Made The Pants Too Short!"
or Rick Nelson's
"Running Bare."

I don't have the words to either one of them to parody, so if someone else wants to do it, I'd love to see what you come up with.

Genie

Matt, short 'n' sweet, like the knickers!

Amos, that's a lovely tail ... er, tale!

Genie