Oh, no-o-o-o-o-o-o, Mister Hands!!
Why not just rename it??? Maybe the Artist-formerly-known-as-Neil-Young Center... or even, to revive the spirit of the thing, the Willie Nelson Center for the Terminally Screwed... WNCFTTS sounds almost as nice as the former acronym!!
Or something dashing like the Pancho and Leftie Left of Center from the Resuscitation of Terminally Screwed Characters?
But christ, Spaw, iffen you close it we'll have all the inmates coming back HERE!!