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Thread #22272   Message #631540
Posted By: Jerry Rasmussen
20-Jan-02 - 07:55 AM
Thread Name: The funniest song you have ever heard II
Subject: Lyr Add: THE HOLE IN THE ELEPHANT'S BOTTOM
THE HOLE IN THE ELEPHANT'S BOTTOM I know is:

I wanted to go on the stage
And now my ambitions, I've got 'em
My friends they all think I'm the rage
As the hole in the Elephant's bottom

Last night, I had some bad luck
The manager said I was rotten
I happened to get my head stuck
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom

My part it is not very long
Nor yet is it easily forgotten
If you're looking for me come and look
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom

There's another verse which only part of comes to mind. Reducing it to words on a computer screen effectively takes most of the humor out of it, though.

Jerry