Hi Kat - I'm the most late person so far to do the birthday thing so I'm going to say Happy Easter instead. And saying Happy Birthday is becoming a cliche anyhow.

You are probably thinking 'Who is this person?' (unless you've been talking to Emma) but actually you do know me... I play in a band with someone who you pretended to be going out with in order to fend off unwanted male attention! That probably doesn't help much...

Helb.