What hath Rick wrought? Guys like you give men a bad name! You could starve to death in a pantry! My motto is, "If you can read, you can cook." Now, you sure can cook on the guitar, but, you will find that the receipes are different! I'd be willing to send you some Jiffy Mix, but,by the time you pay customs fees, you might not think it worth it.Oh, hell, just learn to cook, you will feel much better about yourself.ROTFLMAO!!! Dont eat too much of the stuff, it causes Palegra you know. Thanks man, this is the first time I've laughed in quite a while.