Ha! Ha! Ha! God, how I laughed when I read GUEST's post! The acronyum ROTFLMAO just doesn't go far enough to express it.

Look, GUEST, if you need a tangible reason to hate me...post your full name and address please. I will send you, by UPS ground, a dead fish or a dog turd from the neighbour's mutt. Then, when you open the package, you will have a tangible reason to hate me!

In the meantime you're just going to have to settle for intangible reasons like Shatner and the Cat. :-)

As for the rest of you - Excellent! Several inspired and incisive answers already, right on the money. I believe we'll have this one solved toot sweet.

- LH