Say, Lonesome EJ, that truck and the Peruvian would work better if you noticed back where Don told us the correct SA pronunciation of the the critter is "tee-PLAY"...
Nice try tho.
And speaking of critters, a biologist friend tells me that so many armadillos become road pizza on the half shell because they have this unfortunate habit of leaping straight into the air when startled. You try to straddle one, and he throws himself into your front grill.
Blessings,
Barbara