iving vicariously through the fictional events of a totally imaginative TV show, for god's sake! It's pathetic...

William:

If you have not yet learned the difference between imaginative and imaginary entities it might explain the difficulties you are having in your manic bipolar alterations between Bob Dylan (imaginative) and James Kirk (imaginary in the extreme).

Settle down. Turning into Rick Fielding is something we all go through at some point in our lives, and I know the changes can be unsettling. New hormones take some getting used to, and your best bet is to think twice about decisions so you don't go off in a weird direction just because of the imbalances brought on by this change. Remember, it may feel completely weird but it is actually normal!!!

If it gets any worse, take two aspirin and arrange for an office visit. They are well worth the proce!!

Liebenscheiss