WARNING! THIS IS NOT A THREAD FOR CYNICS WHO CAN'T STAND SAPPY GREETING CARD PABLUM!***Big Grin*** I can't stand it, either, but SOME of THIS one was okay, so:

A friend, whose Irish, sent me a card for the holiday and I kind of liked some of what it said, so, decided in honour of the day, that I would post it to share with you all. Hope you enjoy it and the day! -katlaughing-

Irish are huggable. Irish dream in green.
Irish know the importance of cuddling to keep warm.
Irish believe in impossible things just long enough to make them come true.
Irish invented rosy cheeks, giggles, and being stubborn.
Irish see fairies and leprechauns when no one else does.
Irish wear freckles where angels have kissed them.

Irish sing songs when they're happy and then sing them even louder when they're sad.

Irish dance dangerous jigs and write passionate poetry and can tell the most magical stories of all.
Irish have the biggest welcome mats in all the world and miss you the most when you're away.
Irish are the guardians of the little bit of heaven that once fell very gently from the sky...
May you find a bit of heaven on St. Patrick's Day, and for all of your tomorrows ever after.