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Thread #43249   Message #632981
Posted By: Aidan Crossey
22-Jan-02 - 10:37 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 80
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 80
Another parody of a Percy French song .... this time of "Come Back Paddy Reilly ..."

THOSE ATHLETIC LASSIES THAT RACE IN THE BUFF

The garden of Eden is vanished they say
The birthpace of Adam and Eve
But me, I found heaven, last Wednesday
On a sports show on my oul' TV
There were girls on the screen and their costumes were mean
They were flashing their midriffs and thighs
Those athetic lassies that race in the buff
Have got me subscribing to Sky

I used to like Baywatch and exercise shows
But now I'm convinced that they're tame
Ever since I've discovered the athletic meets
I can't wait for the Olympic Games
I'll have me a spree of one-handed TV
The hours they will fairly whizz by
Those athetic lassies that race in the buff
Have got me subscribing to Sky