Pants-Down Racers
Words: Genie
Tune: Camptown races

Pants-down racers flash their hips
Doo-dah doo-dah
Guys in the crowd got smiles on their lips,
Oh de doo dah day

Briefs too brief make it hard to run
Doo-dah doo-dah
Pull 'em up and ya flash yer buns
Oh, de-doo-dah day

        Gonna run so fast,
        Don't need no half-bare ass.
        Need new knickers for a hide-tail run
        Somebody get 'em today.

Twenty-five laps is far too long
Doo-dah, doo-dah
When your shorts ride up like a *@!*ing thong!
Oh, de-doo-dah day

        Don't want no buns in sight,
        Don't want no buns display;
        Need new knickers for a hide-tail run
        Somebody get 'em today.

Last year's knickers they did the job,
Doo-dah doo-dah,
Didn't flash my crack like a hard-hat slob,
Oh, de-doo-dah day!

This year's knickers bare too much skin,
Doo-dah doo-dah,
For those cold Canadian winds,
Oh, de-doo-dah day!

        Don't want no buns in sight,
        Don't want no bum display;
        Need new knickers for a hide-tail run
        Somebody get 'em today.

Too-short knickers, they make me edgy,
Doo-dah doo-dah,
Try to cover my hips, gotta run with a wedgie!
Oh, de-doo-dah day!

        Don't wanna run up-tight,
        Don't want no bum display;
        Need new knickers for a hide-tail run
        Somebody get 'em today.