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Thread #42287 Message #633342
Posted By: Louie Roy
22-Jan-02 - 05:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: World's best joke
Subject: RE: BS: World's best joke
During WW2 here in The USA during gas rationing days a farmer was going into town in Montana in a model "T" and he ran out of gas.A man came along in a Cadillac and asked if he could be of any help and the farmer asked him if he could siphon out a littl gas so he could get into the next town.The guy said no he only had an A card and he couldn't spare any gas but he would be glad to tow him into the next town.He hooked onto the Model "T" and then told the farmer he had a habit of driving a little to fast and if he got to going to fast just blow his horn and he would slow down.They got to going about 60 miles an hour and the farmer thought that was a little fast but he was doing him a favor so he let him go.They got up to 90 miles an hour and drove by a road house and a highway patrolman was there and he took out after them.About 30 minutes later the patrolman came back and the operator of the roadhouse asked him if he had caught those guys and the patrolman said hell no the last I seen of them the guy in the Cadillac was doing 120 miles an hour and that crazy farmer in the Model "T" was blowing to go around