All sorts of beginnings but I just cant make enough of a story out of it.

Lots of Titles:

They're off with a flash! Kathy not showing my Butler Coming Up behind in the short stretch Running up the middle

Even some hope for:

Red is the Rose

Red is the rose as around the track she goes (And there's a line about 'lilly of the valley' that I wont touch)

But I think something about our atheletes being treated like sex symbols might be more generous.