The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #43249   Message #633509
Posted By: Genie
22-Jan-02 - 11:04 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 80
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 80
Run, Kathy, Run
Parody Lyrics:  Genie
Tune:  Run, Molly, Run

Run Kathy, run!
Run Kathy, run!
Flash your athlete's seat there,
Bright in the noonday sun.
Bright in the noonday sun, oh lordy, bright in the noonday sun.

Kathy was the youngest runner on the British team.
The Committee, they were old gray men who could only dream,
Oh, Lordy, who could only dream.

Run Kathy, run!
Run Kathy, run!
Flash your athlete's seat there,
Bright in the noonday sun.
Bright in the noonday sun, oh lordy, bright in the noonday sun.

Kathy said to to the old men, "Don't take me for a tart.
These knickers show my rear-end tail--You cut 'em way too short
(Yeah!) You cut 'em way too short!"

"Long Johns would be better, oh, Lord, at least I would be clad.
"Last time that I raced, y' old farts, I shocked me dear old dad.
Yeah, I shocked me dear old dad!"

Run Kathy, run!
Run Kathy, run!
Flash your athlete's seat there,
Bright in the noonday sun.
Bright in the noonday sun, oh lordy, bright in the noonday sun.

John Bull said to Kathy, "You're runnin' for the Queen,
And when you round that corner, gal, your form, it should be seen.
Oh, yes, your form, it should be seen!"

Run Kathy, run!
Run Kathy, run!
Flash your athlete's seat there,
Bright in the noonday sun.
Bright in the noonday sun, oh lordy, bright in the noonday sun.

See them crouchin' on the track for the man to shoot that gun.
Long Johns they ain't wearin', Lord, they're showin' hips or buns, Yeah,
They're showin' hips or buns!

Run Kathy, run!
Run Kathy, run! 
Flash your athlete's seat there,
Bright in the noonday sun.
Bright in the noonday sun, oh lordy, bright in the noonday sun.

John Bull's beatin' Uncle Sam.   Wait, what do I see?
Kathy's stopped to fix her shorts, so tight they made her pee,
Oh, Lord!  So tight they made her pee!

Run Kathy, run!
Run Kathy, run!
Forget your ass,
Keep runnin', lass!
Come on, baby, come!

So, John Bull said to Molly, " I give!  OK?  You win!
You can wear the knickers from last year
To save your fair young skin, oh, Lord,
To save your fair young skin.

Run Kathy, run!
Run Kathy, run!
We'd rather you win
Than show more skin!
So you can hide your bum!
Come, on, baby, come!

Run Kathy, run!
Run Kathy, run!
Cover your ass,
Keep runnin' fast!
Come on, baby, come!
Come, on, baby, come!