A guy plans a party and sends out invitations that instruct attendees to arrive "Dressed As an Emotion". The first few guests arrive, in predictable fashion.There was someone dressed in red, for fury...another in green, for envy...and so on. The party hits full swing about 1 am, and then comes a knock at the door. The host opens it, only to find two inebriated, mostly nude men standing there, one with his penis inserted into a pear that he had hollowed out, and the other with his penis dipped into a bowl of what appeared to be custard. The host is momentarily at a loss, then says,"I said come DRESSED as an EMOTION, and you gentlemen are neither". The first guy says,"Oh, no, we ARE dressed as emotions...I'm deep in despair, and my buddy is F**kin' disgusted..."