Has anyone knowledge of a certain cyber-creature, that sometimes goes by the name of Joe Offer. This being used to frequent this establishment but has recently been notable by his absence. He was known to dispense goodwill, help and gentle guidance in a common sense way which I for one am missing very much.

Judging by the only photograph, that I have seen of him, he may be found lurking furtively around the vicinity of lighthouses. Great care should be taken when approaching this individual as when cornered, he may go straight into Englebert Humperdinck impressions or sing the entire contents off 'Rise up singing'.

Be warned, all fields should be checked, as recent communication seems to indicate that he may be found in one, laden with vast amounts of antique sound recording equipment, lying down to ambush passing folk singers.

Any further information about this individual should be posted here, to enable a more complete picture to be made up, which may result in his welcome return to the fold. I suggest this flow of information be kept up until he checks in.