I can play a D on the autoharp, an honor not claimed by any previous posters. That only takes one finger. My dog can play a D chord on a D-tuned guitar, simply by walking up to the instrument stand and barking. Sometimes she is startled by the sympathetic vibrations she gets when barking in the music room. That should teach her not to, but since she is a terrier .....May I also freely admit that the point of this thread escapes me completely, totally and without let or hindrance.
God Bless America (in D)
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