Skarpi - Sounds like you need to get a kilt of your own! If MY lady friend was that interested in kilts I'd definately get one and model it for her.

Second point. Also remember that the traditional kilt/tartan is more of a wrap around thing made with quite a lot of fabric - it wasn't exactly a skirt that could "fly-up" in a gust of wind.

Third point. ummm - hell, I don't have one - but it's 85 degrees (F) here in sunny Florida.

pax yall